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Joke of the Day

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?"

"You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic"

"You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"

"I don't trust those trees They seem kind of shady"

"What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !"

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"

"Your tattoo says ""only god can judge me"" yet here i am...."

"A 13 yr old just told me I was cool for an old person. I almost slapped her then she said ""you're like 23, right? I bought her ice cream."