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Joke of the Day

"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"After every one of Benedict Cumberbatch's lines in DR. STRANGE, turn to your neighbor & say ""I guess that's why they call him Dr. Strange"""

"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"

"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."

"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole."

"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""

"How do you make a plumber cry? murder his family."

"A DEER IN THE WOODS. A little sweet old lady, told me this one. Question: What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?\ Answer: ""I will never do that again for 2 bucks?"" My reply: Ha Ha! :)"