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Joke of the Day
"Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account."
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"One time I fell asleep on a pile of change. When I woke up, my face looked like Mount Rushmore. (This isn't so much a joke as just something that happened.)"
"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"
"""i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"" ""is there a difference?"" ""na"""
"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."
"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"
"What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing? Extroversion"
"The 2016 election What a joke, am I right?"
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"