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Joke of the Day

"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"

"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"

"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."

"Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains! Well that's more of a mental health issue, I'm not really qualified to help you."

"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"

"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."

"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."

"ELI5: what is it like being 6? I'm only 5 and I'm about to turn 6."