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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."

"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"

"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"

"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."

"How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible? Cross your legs"

"Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning."

"""Well I should probably get off twitter. I have to be at work in 15 minutes and I haven't even showered yet."" - me and at least 100 of you"

"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"

"You know what they say about guys who don't remember their circumcision... Ignorance is briss."

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"