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Joke of the Day
"If I had two bathrooms I'd tell everyone someone died in one, I ain't tryna clean two bathrooms"
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"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"
"Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes. Easy enough, eh?"
"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."
"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"
"[date] Date: I thought your Tinder profile said you were a gym owner Me *eating a hotdog and scanning for Pokemon*: yes that's correct"
"That moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and kill your dog."
"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""