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Joke of the Day

"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."

"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."

"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."

"Fords new heated tailgates.. Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold."

"Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan's capital city have? Taipei"

"I recently started remodeling my house and quickly got in over my head, so I decided to get some professional help. I also hired a contractor to work on my house."

"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"

"They finally caught the 'Subway Pervert' today. Someone saw him get off at Times Square."

"I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7... They had a Blast!"

"Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken"