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"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

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"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"
"My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up. Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom."
"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."
"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."
"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."