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Joke of the Day
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
Next Joke
"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"
"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."
"Why did the musician hate getting drunk? He always had treble finding his keys!"
"What do you call an orgy with five black people? A threeway"
"Let's make this house party... a *home* party."
"Why don't you see tampons with maxi pads? Because they're stuck up cunts."
"A duck walks into a drug store, He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter. The cashier asks, ""will this be cash or check?"" The duck says, ""neither; just put it on my bill."""
"I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma'am your bill is 90 days past due"
"Tissues are for tearful issues and for when people think it's funny but it's snot."