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Joke of the Day
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
Next Joke
"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"
"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."
"How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! With an electorate blanket."
"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"""I wanna fu*k you so bad right now."" ""WHAT!?"" ""Damn autocorrect, I meant ""hey"""
"What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt? Kung Food!"
"Word on the streets is.... ""LOADING ONLY"""
"Three blondes walk into a bar You would have thought that one of them would see it."
"Can Norwegians make a documentary about anything other than the Kon Tiki?"