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Joke of the Day

"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."

"Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"I asked my friend in North Korea how it was there. He said he cant complain..."

"My girl threw this one at me right before bed: ""Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"" Because they always do a full cavity search!"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your asshole."

"Disneyland fires employee for wearing Muslim hajib. Surely, they could've moved her to the Aladdin ride."

"Dad: What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon."

"I'm going to hell in so many different religions."

"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"

"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""