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Joke of the Day
"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."
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"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"
"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""
"If the opposite of Pro is Con... What's the opposite of Progress?"
"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."
"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."
"If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible."
"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."