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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"

"I don't really have a ""blood type."" I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance."

"Every time you enter a room, you should say ""Smells like farts in here."" This way when you fart later, they'll never suspect you."

"It's no fun when someone you're ignoring ignores you back."

"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"

"What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother"

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift. Well, he was obviously coming down with something."

"Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button."