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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."
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"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"
"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"
"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."
"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""
"I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame."
"Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy. ""We've got a great deal on TVs today"" the salesman says. ""What's the deal?"" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes"
"I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m and my mom is Hispanic"
"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."