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Joke of the Day

"You know why I Hate Carpools? Everytime I go through a tunnel my wrist hurts."

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."

"A friend of mine told me she met a really cute boy in a bar who was solving equations on a napkin. I told her to look for his unknown."

"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""

"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"

"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."

"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."

"If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet."

"Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions? It pains them to have standards."