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Joke of the Day
"What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting."
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"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
"""Talk to me, Goose,"" Tom Cruise crackled over the radio. ""Squawk."" Goose replied before nose diving into the ground causing untold amounts of destruction, because geese can not operate aircraft."
"No one is listening until you fart."
"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."
"Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example."
"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."
"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."
"Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter *said thru a mouthful of pie*"
"Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle."