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Joke of the Day

"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""

"I just found out about Shift Codes in Borderlands... I now have 100 golden keys."

"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."

"My Wife's Accident The police knocked on my door last night, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident,"" said one officer. ""I know,"" I replied, ""but she's good with the kids."""

"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"Look Mr. Tech Support Dude, you asked if I had any more questions. Sorry if ""What are you wearing?"" wasn't what you had in mind."

"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."

"I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages."

"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"

"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one."