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Joke of the Day
"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"
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"Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?"
"If Jesus played soccer, what position would he play? Not on the wing, he doesn't do well with crosses."
"Of course I don't put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That's just silly. She gets a stocking."
"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."
"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."
"Looks like Putin will be having Turkey for Thanksgiving"
"How come they can send a lifeless, unfeeling robot to Mars, but that lifeless, unfeeling robot can't be @AnnCoulter?"
"Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."