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Joke of the Day
"Looks like Putin will be having Turkey for Thanksgiving"
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"Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)"
"1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns."
"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"Why is Quicksilver so fast? Because he's Russian"
"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do."
"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face."
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs. Names."