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Joke of the Day

"How come they can send a lifeless, unfeeling robot to Mars, but that lifeless, unfeeling robot can't be @AnnCoulter?"

"I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it I falafel."

"What do you call coffee for jews? Hebrew."

"My friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell of my rhino..."

"What car is it best to grow grass on? K-K-K-Kia"

"Women don't know what they want. Men don't know what they have."

"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"

"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"

"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"

"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."