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Joke of the Day
"Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters."
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"There's no ""I"" in meat, but there's ""me"" and ""eat"", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic."
"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."
"Why did the frog die? It kermit suicide."
"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."
"Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape... I roll them at least 489 times a day."
"I'm at that age where food makes me fat."
"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."
"What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows"
"The definition of spin"