195712
Joke of the Day
"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."
Next Joke
"Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!"
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"A summary of all Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us. We won. Lets eat."
"I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while."
"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"
"If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock"
"I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it. Doctor: This is your third Botox appointment. That wasn't even funny the first time."
"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes? Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap."