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Joke of the Day

"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees."

"Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping"

"What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen."

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"

"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""

"So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its ""back"", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?"

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"*Lady gives balloon to my son* ME: What do u say? SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you"