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Joke of the Day

"So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its ""back"", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy."

"Mexico's population is ill-equiped to deal with Hurricane Patricia The Mexicans that are good at swimming and running have long been gone."

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"To all the ""cougars"" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves ""Thundercats"" shame. on. you."

"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"

"I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone."

"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"

"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."