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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen."
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"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"
"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"
"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead"
"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."
"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"
"Nothing's sadder than the look on my dog's face when I reach under the kitchen table to pet her and she realizes my hand is empty."
"Did you hear about the guy that was born without ears? Neither did he."
"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"