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Joke of the Day

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"I just met a dude with 12 nipples! I know, it scounds crazy, dozen tit"

"Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day... ... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?"

"Don't you sometimes wish that you could just click like' on someone's like'?"

"If you assume you make an ass out of you and me"

"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."

"What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls"

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."

"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."