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Joke of the Day

"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... ...to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final"

"Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"How many republicans does it take so screw in a light bulb? None, Obama's already screwed it for you. (Thanks, Obama)"

"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory... All I did was take a day off."

"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."

"When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for. So they took my door. That's 80s parenting."

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."