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Joke of the Day
"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."
Next Joke
"What a beautiful day! The sun's shining, the birds are singing, the neighbor's dog is taking a huge crap on my lawn..."
"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."
"Official /r/jokes announcement"
"I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say I can't wear a ski mask in a bank"
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."
"I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so."
"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"
"Friend: Can I borrow a pen? Me: Sure! *looks in purse* *pulls out perfume, 17 Hershey kisses, a stapler & a baby goat* Me: Sorry, no pen. :("
"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"