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Joke of the Day
"""Yeah girl, lick my ass."" - stamps"
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"A band player accidentally broke his instrument. He got in a lot of treble. Edit:That pun didn't end on a good note."
"What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA? A ban from the petting zoo."
"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."
"So a magician walks in to a bar And says to the bartender ""Why so many fucking reposts?"""
"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."
"I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."
"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."
"What's the difference between anal and oral sex?(NSFW) Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."