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Joke of the Day
"What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!"
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"What animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse."
"Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together."
"After kissing a girl in back of the gym for several hours I said, ""You know, this isn't working out."""
"Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now."
"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"
"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"
"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"
"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"
"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"