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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are in a tin in the oven. One says to the other, ""man it's hot in here."" The other says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Imagine how trendy the clothes are at New Navy."

"Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play. You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor."

"Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers..."

"So I opened an egg today and something came out. That's the yolk."

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."

"My standards are so high they just recorded a reggae song."

"It started with a star and ended with a restraining order."

"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration."