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Joke of the Day
"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"
Next Joke
"Bad News. Doctor: ""I have some bad news for you. You REALLY have to stop masturbating."" ""Oh my God doc, why, WHY?"" ""I am trying to examine you!"""
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."
"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"gOOD JOKE Bug run up tree into butthole."
"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"
"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""
"Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant."
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"