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Joke of the Day
"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"
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"[Olive Garden] Me: *walks in* Hostess: *hands me shovel* Bury the bodies in the back. Me: Huh? Hostess: When you're here you're family."
"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."
"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"
"What kind of drugs do ducks use? Quack."
"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"
"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."
"If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?"
"I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless"