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Joke of the Day

"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? *sobbing* - You said you'd never forget."

"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."

"The Welsh came up with the idea for sheep intestine condoms. The English decided to remove the rest of the sheep first."

"[date] Her: so you're a mathematician? Me: no actually I'm a *pythagorean doves fly out of my sleeve and hit her in the face* mathemagician"

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"

"What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea."

"Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest."

"Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that."