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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
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"Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking."
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"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."