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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"
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"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."
"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"
"Lobsters gonna lobst."
"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"
"The doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."
"My TWILIGHT ZONE plot idea: The sole survivor of the apocalypse finally has time to listen to podcasts but still doesn't feel like it."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."