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Joke of the Day
"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"
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"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."
"[someone kicks a dumpster out of anger] ME (from inside): Who is it?"
"They say marriage is like a three ring circus ... There is the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering ..."
"A parkourist walks into a restaurant He sees 5 jars. ""What are those?"" The waiter says ""Some are suger, Summersalt"""
"Tea makes everything great,even meth. Cos without T,meth is just meh."
"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"