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Joke of the Day

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""

"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"

"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"

"One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again. To sit on his face."

"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."

"I got a call from Egypt today. They tried to get me involved in a pyramid scheme. (Credit to my wife for this one)"

"Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do"

"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."

"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"