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Joke of the Day

"For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"84% of Schools Scored Below Average on SATs First person who gets this joke will be upvoted."

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."

"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."

"Guy comes home and says to his wife, ""Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"" She jumps for joy and asks, ""Where are we going?!?"" He says, ""I'm not going anywhere. You're outta here!"""

"Know what I hate more than a hipster? Two hipsters."

"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."