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Joke of the Day

"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."

"It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains."

"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"

"I think my girlfriend is being stalked... ...because I've been seeing people behind her back."

"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."

"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."

"I have a love-hate relationship with hyphenated concepts"

"People stuck in an elevator called for help. They were let down."