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Joke of the Day
"Know what I hate more than a hipster? Two hipsters."
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"Ladies, never agree to do an@l, save it for when you do something so bad a blowjob can't fix things."
"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"
"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."
"""I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,"" I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face."
"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"
"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he ""couldn't find a shingle person to do it."""
"I just want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... Not like the passengers in his car who were screaming quite loudly."
"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"