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Joke of the Day
"Spring is here! (x-post from /r/dadjokes) I'm so excited I wet my plants."
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"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"
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"What do you call a Christian who visits shrines? A roamin' Catholic."
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"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."
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