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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Christian who visits shrines? A roamin' Catholic."
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"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""
"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."
"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."
"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: ""Uh-oh. Someone leaked my nudes."""
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""
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"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."