92014

Joke of the Day

"Always Wanted to get Married My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl. So we converted to Islam."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"do you know the difference between a carrot and a fork? If you don't you should be more careful when you eat!"

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."

"My drug dealer gave me new shoes today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."