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Joke of the Day
"I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign"
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"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"
"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."
"[restaurant] WAITER: [brings bill] ME: I got this DATE: Thanks ME: [gets out piggy bank] [hits it w/ hammer] [it is filled w/ bees] ME: RUN"
"It's official. The winner of the biggest upset in US presidential history is T-R-U-M- A-N. 1948. HUGE upset. Edit 3:30AM ET: this was a *lot* funnier when it was true."
"Anne Has A Problem Anne Has A Solution Anne Has A Will Anne Hathaway"
"I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too."
"What do the jews use to browse the internet? NethanYahoo!"