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Joke of the Day
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
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"What is the historical significance of Sir George Stokes? He was a seminal fluid dynamicist."
"I wanted to get into the right mood for my essay about american patriotism.. so i shouted at my essay ""You Essay"", ""You Essay"", ""YOU ESSAY"""
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's Dead."
"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""
"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"
"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."
"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."