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Joke of the Day
"Anne Has A Problem Anne Has A Solution Anne Has A Will Anne Hathaway"
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"My wife caught me masturbating to one of those magic eye pictures. I told her it's not what it looks like"
"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"
"What does GOP mean? ""GOP"" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y"
"This could just be the coffee talking but AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *lights car on fire*"
"I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied ""No she isn't that ugly""."
"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."
"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"
"Some days it's little things, the tone of his voice or his words when we're alone, that help me realize I'd rather have the insurance money."
"A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Amnesia. The librarian replies, ""fuck off, you'll forget to bring it back"" To which the man replies, ""bring what back?"""