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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake."
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"Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I'll jizz here, eh?"
"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"
"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"
"Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73 cents so I guess good things do happen to good people."
"What do you call vampires vagina? Cunt Dracula"
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."
"Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB? Because he couldn't READ the defense!"