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Joke of the Day

"Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."

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"2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2."
"I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store"
"My wife is scrolling through Netflix to see what shows I watched between now and when she asked me to vacuum. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
"Roses are red, voilets are blue, Where is my foreskin? Oh wait im a jew."
"Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life."
"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."
"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."
"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"
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