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Joke of the Day

"Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life."

"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."

"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."

"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."

"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"

"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"

"Two protons walk into a black hole..."

"We're supposed to get snow, But right now it's still up in the air."

"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."

"All of these people are screaming like they've never seen someone revving a chainsaw on a public beach."