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Joke of the Day

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose."

"WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT"

"What's the definition of 'vagina'? The box the penis comes in!"

"Stop pissing me off or I'll marry you"

"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (I worked there my freshman year and had to unclog the toilets.)"

"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."